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LOL Digest: Patti Mayonaise, Kanye West and the Noche de Rábanos
Hi friends. This is what’s up in the mind of one female earthling sitting in Toronto on a rainy hump day night… Some Angels were in town today because we’re (finally) getting Victoria’s Secret stores...
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SMILE, dangit! (The Friday highlight reel)
Yo Yaooow. Check it! I was on the Urly show this week! I skyped into the Urleqsque headquarters in New York City to sing about garlic naan and make funny faces at the webcam. I was obnoxiously peppy...
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Dear Students: Please masturbate elsewhere
Woah. Is this for serious? Are the boys in U of T’s residence buildings actually clogging up the pipes by… unclogging their pipes? (Sorry. There’s no tactful way to phrase this one.) Maybe some...
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“Meme” doesn’t sound like “shame”, but asking me what that word means before...
This is where I’m going to redirect everybody who asks me what a meme is from now on. Those of you who continue to ask me where I get the “memes” for my SMS messages and forum posts will simply be...
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Robster Gets His Lobster: A Victory for Internet Kind
Good afternoon, homies! LOOK! A ROBSTER! (Please, before you accuse me of acting racist, read on…) At approximately I-Have-No-Idea O’clock on February 22, 2012, Mr. Robert Mills of Redding California...
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TAKE MY PICTURE: The art and offense of fashion week peacocking
Image by Macey J. Foronda/BuzzFeed Ladies and skirt-clad gentlemen; Just say no to strutting around outside Fashion Week venues wearing ridiculous crap so that people (know you want them to) take...
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